Alright dude, here's actual jokes now, which are..... Knock knock jokes.

Knock knock

You: Who's there?

Weirdo.

You: Weirdo who?

Weirdo you think you're going?

Alright here's another one cuz I can.

Knock knock

You: Who's there?

Boo.

You: Boo who?

Don't cry it's just a joke.

I know you guys died of laugh cuz I'm literally sooooo funny yapadabadoooo #satire