Alright dude, here's actual jokes now, which are..... Knock knock jokes.
Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Weirdo.
You: Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you're going?
Alright here's another one cuz I can.
Knock knock
You: Who's there?
Boo.
You: Boo who?
Don't cry it's just a joke.
I know you guys died of laugh cuz I'm literally sooooo funny yapadabadoooo #satire